"Hey there Foxy Mommies! If you are looking for a man with a plan I'm the man but without the plan. Basically the whole reason why I am here is because of a portal and beef jerky."
"Mmmmmmmm! Jerky! Where was I? Oh yeah! Stories and stuff, so I actually have two stories I have planned to write and get off the ground. I will get a brief description of both of them and let you choose which one of them you want to see first."
Story One: Johnny vs. Ponyville